Two lawyers boarded an airplane. One sat in the window seat, the other 
sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, a doctor got on and took the aisle
seat next to the two lawyers. The doctor kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes 
and was settling in when the lawyer in the window seat said," I think I'll get up 
and get a coke."

"No problem," said the doctor, "I'll get it for you."

While he was gone, one of the lawyers picked up the doctor's shoe and spat in it. 
When the doctor returned with the drink, the other lawyer said, "That looks good, 
I think I'll have one too." Again, the doctor obligingly went to fetch it and 
while he was gone, the other lawyer picked up the other shoe and spat in it.

The doctor returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight. As the plane 
was landing, the doctor slipped his feet into his shoes and knew instantly what 
had happened. "How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting between 
our professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing 
in cokes?"

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