Floating in Mid-Air

   Three guys were standing at the top of the Empire State Building in
NYC. The first guy says to the second, "You know, the wind currents
are so strong here in NYC that one could step off the edge of the
building and literally float in mid-air due to the upward thrust of
the thermal air current."
   
   "No way, man, you're crazy," said the second guy to the first. So the
first guy steps off the edge of the building and justs floats in
mid-air for about 20 seconds and then returns to the roof of the
building.
   
   The second guy is simply thrilled and says, "watch me do that" as he
steps from the edge roof into the open air. Of course he falls like a
stone straight down all the way to the waiting pavement below--SPLAT!
   
   The third guy, who has remained quiet the entire time, leans over to
the first guy and say, "You know something Superman, sometimes you can
be a real asshole!"

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