A few intelligent questions

Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars, and he'll believe you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint, and he has to touch it.

How come SUPERMAN could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked
when someone threw a gun at him?

If it was only a 3 hour cruise, why did MRS. HOWELL have so many
clothes?

If corn oil comes from corn, and olive oil comes from olives... Where
does BABY OIL come from?

Why is it called a HAMBURGER, when it's made out of BEEF?

Why does SOUR CREAM, have an Expiration date?

Do infants have as much fun in their infancy, as adults do in adultery?

What would a chair look like, if your knees bent the other way?

IF "Con" is the Opposite of "Pro"....then what is the opposite of
PROGRESS?

Why is LEMON JUICE mostly artificial ingredients....but DISH WASHING
LIQUID contains real lemons.

If your car could go the speed of light....what happens when you turned
your headlights on.

How much deeper would the ocean be, if SPONGES didn't grow in it.

Why buy a product that it takes 2000 flushes, to get rid of.

Why do we wait until a PIG is dead, to "CURE" it.

Why are they called HOT WATER HEATERS.....when HOT WATER does not need
to be heated?

Why do we wash BATH TOWELS, aren't we clean when we use them?

Why do we put SUITS in a Garment Bag, and put Garments in a Suitcase?

Why doesn't GLUE, stick to the inside of the bottle.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? (do they think that someone
will sneak in and clean them?)

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"

Where do Forest Rangers go to "Get away from it all?"

Whose cruel idea was it for the word  "Lisp" to have an "S" in it?

What do little birdies see, when they get knocked unconscious?

Can anyone do a good Rich Little impression?

How come we drive in a parkway, and park in a driveway.

There are 3 kinds of people in this world.  Those who can count, and
those who can't.

If Listerine kills the germs that cause bad breath, what does a mouth
full of Dead Germs taste like?

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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