Girlfriend Upgrade

     Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0
 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0). Recently he upgraded Fiancee1.0 to Wife1.0
 and it's a memory hogger, has taken all his space; and Wife1.0 must be
 running before he can do anything. Although he didn't ask for them, Wife1.0
 came with Plug-ins such as MotherInLaw and BrotherInLaw.
     Some features I'd like to see in the upcoming GirlFriend4.0 ...
        *A "Don't remind me again" button
        *Minimize button
        *Shutdown Feature
        *An installshield feature so that GirlFriend4.0 can be completely 
 uninstalled if so desired (so you don't lose cache and other objects).
     I tried to run GirlFriend2.0 with GirlFriend1.0 still installed, they 
 tried using the same I/O port and conflicted. Then I tried to uninstall 
 Girlfriend1.0 but it didn't have an uninstall program. I tried to uninstall
 it by hand, but it put files in my system directory. All versions of 
 GirlFriend that I've used are totally "object oriented" and only support 
 hardware with gold plated contacts. 

*****  BUG WARNING  *****
      Wife1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress1.1 
 before uninstalling Wife1.0, Wife1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing
 the uninstall itself. Then Mistress1.1 will refuse to install, claiming 
 insufficient resources.
 

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